The Hitachi Magic Wand is a popular electric massager that was originally designed as a muscle relaxer. However, over the years, it has gained fame as a highly effective personal massager. It is known for its powerful vibrations and versatile design, which allows it to be used for various types of massages and other forms of pleasurable stimulation. The Hitachi Magic Wand is renowned for its intensity and ability to deliver deep, satisfying vibrations. It features two speed settings for users to choose from, allowing them to customize their experience and find the level of stimulation that works best for them. Even on the lowest setting, the vibrations are potent enough to effectively relieve muscle tension and provide a soothing experience.
Totally TMI Reviews: Hitachi Magic Wand “Massager”
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I’m a genuinely cheap person. Sometimes I say “thrifty” when I’m trying to sound wise, but in reality, I just don’t like to spend a lot of money on stuff, even when it’s ridiculous to avoid the expenditure. For many, many years, I’ve considered the Hitachi Magic Wand to be one of those frivolous big-ticket items, like a vacuum cleaner that sucks up dirt or a new front tie rod for my husband’s car.
Since we’re replacing the tie rod and we bought a vacuum, the next logical step is obviously a giant vibrator. I’ve already written about one in The Girlfriend:
“As he finished his sentence, he brought out a wand-style vibrator with a bulbous head and… oh good god, it plugged in. It plugged in to the wall.”
and it seemed like cheating to not at least do some retroactive research.
Before I bought, I checked some reviews online, and they wavered between:
Either it was the world’s best orgasm machine and its owner need never go outside again, or it was an object of horrific torture, whose too-strong vibrations would rend the user’s pelvis unto dust.
In reality, the Hitachi Magic Wand was actually more like this:
It was fun, but a little confusing, and you’re not sure if you like it or not at first, but then you’re like, “Yeah. Okay. I can dig this.”
Why don’t I break it down according to some of the things I’ve seen in other reviews?
The vibrations are too strong. Okay, I can back this one up. The vibrations are definitely strong. Like, “Am I going to go numb first?” strong. And the user manual tells you to never use it near your thyroid gland. Like, holy shit. What is going to happen to my thyroid gland? The thing is, even though the vibration was really intense, it wasn’t unpleasant or too much. It gave me a pins-and-needles sensation after a few minutes, though. I get why it’s too much for some people to handle, especially if there’s direct contact.
It’s too loud. It’s louder than your average battery powered egg vibrator, but from some of the reviews I’d read, I expected this to sound like a revving straight twin. It was kind of loud, but not in the way a cheap plastic vibrator is loud, with a lot of clanking and high pitched rattling. This was a lower tone, and more of a consistent wah-wah-wah-wah repetition. Also, I have a really thick comforter, so that helped muffle it.
It makes you come too fast. First of all, I can’t even believe this is a common complaint, and second, I personally didn’t find this to be the case. In fact, it was a really nice, slow building orgasm that was a lot of fun, even with the prickly numb feeling.
It can help you squirt/be multi-orgasmic. While nothing aquatic happened, I can see why someone could achieve multiple orgasms with the Magic Wand. Remember the pins-and-needles numbness I mentioned before? That actually helped me overcome my usual post-orgasmic don’ttouchmedon’ttouchmedon’ttouchme response. Even as strong as the vibration was, I didn’t have to pull it away to avoid feeling oversensitive. It’s a way different experience than any other vibrator I’ve tried, so it was easy to last a lot longer and just keep going.
I’m gonna recommend this one. Here’s the thing, if it doesn’t work for you as a sex toy, it definitely will work for you as a legit massager. I’ve been making a lot of jokes on Twitter about how I bought this for my “back pain,” but I did try it out on my back and it was fucking heavenly. I had this really enormous tumor by my spine a few years ago, and ever since it was removed, I’ve had burning pain where the muscle is scarred, and this thing… oh man. I bought it for masturbating, but it’s nice to get a post-coital back rub from it, too. If you buy it and it doesn’t get you off, you’re still going to be glad you spent the money on it, because it knows how to treat you back and shoulders right. They don’t call it “The Cadillac of Vibrators” for nothing.
I bought mine from Adam & Eve, and they’re always having sales with like, codes and stuff you can get if you just Google for them, and that will bring the price down. Definitely a good purchase.
I named mine Rupert Giles.
Even on the lowest setting, the vibrations are potent enough to effectively relieve muscle tension and provide a soothing experience. In addition to its powerful vibrations, the Hitachi Magic Wand is also known for its ergonomic design. It features a long handle that allows users to easily reach different areas of the body, making it ideal for full body massages.
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Its flexible head ensures that the vibrations are evenly distributed and can reach even the most hard-to-reach places. One of the reasons the Hitachi Magic Wand has gained a large following is its versatility. While it was originally designed as a muscle massager, it has been effectively used for other purposes as well. Many people use it as a sexual aid, as it can produce intense orgasms and provide pleasurable stimulation. Its powerful vibrations make it a favorite among individuals of all genders and sexual orientations. The Hitachi Magic Wand has been on the market for several decades and has become a staple in many households. Its popularity is a testament to its effectiveness and ability to provide a wide range of massages and pleasurable experiences. Whether used for muscle relaxation or sexual pleasure, the Hitachi Magic Wand continues to be a go-to choice for many individuals seeking intense and satisfying vibrations..
Reviews for "The Hitachi Magic Wand: A Game-Changer for Couples' Play"
1. Mary - 2 stars - I was so excited to try out the Hitachi magic wand after hearing all the rave reviews, but I ended up being extremely disappointed. Firstly, the vibrations were way too intense for my liking, it was uncomfortable rather than pleasurable. Additionally, the size and weight of the wand were cumbersome and made it difficult to maneuver. Overall, I found it to be a very overhyped product that did not live up to its claims.
2. John - 1 star - As a guy, I thought I would give the Hitachi magic wand a try for some solo fun. However, I found it lacking in terms of versatility. The one-speed setting was not ideal for me as I prefer more variety and control. It also made a lot of noise, which made it difficult to use discreetly. Overall, I was highly disappointed with the wand and would not recommend it for male users.
3. Emily - 3 stars - The Hitachi magic wand did not live up to my expectations. While it did provide strong vibrations, I found that it was too intense and not suitable for those who prefer gentler stimulation. The bulky design also made it uncomfortable to use for longer periods of time. The cord was another inconvenience, limiting where and when I could use it. Overall, it was not the right fit for me and I have since found better alternatives in the market.
4. David - 2 stars - I purchased the Hitachi magic wand expecting a powerful and effective massager, but it fell short. The vibrations were too intense and almost numbing, rather than providing pleasure. The cord was also a hassle, limiting my freedom of movement during use. I found myself using it less and less over time and eventually gave up on it entirely. Overall, I would not recommend this product to others.