Home improvement stores are well-known for providing a wide range of tools, materials, and products to help homeowners with various projects around the house. However, one particular home improvement store is taking their offerings to a whole new level for Halloween 2022. As Halloween approaches, this particular store has decided to embrace the spooky season and go all out with their decorations. And at the center of it all, they have something truly remarkable: a 12-foot witch. Yes, you read that right. This home improvement store is bringing a gigantic witch to their store for Halloween.
Apparently, the link between breast cancer and aluminum in deodorant began as an urban legend sparked by an e-mail chain in the ‘90s. Science says there’s no actual connection between the two, as the amount of aluminum absorbed by the skin is so minute it would not make any notable difference on your health. “To date, there’s absolutely no evidence that breast cancer is caused by exposure to anything in antiperspirants or deodorants, full stop,” said Dr. Harold Burstein, a breast oncologist at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School told the New York Times. Cancer sucks and it makes sense that we’re always finding ways to try and duck and dodge it, but you can literally get cancer from just being in the sun (yes, even Black people). Melanin is just a Kevlar vest and sunscreen is just a military-grade one (wear your sunscreen, my brothers and sisters!).
Cancer sucks and it makes sense that we re always finding ways to try and duck and dodge it, but you can literally get cancer from just being in the sun yes, even Black people. Cancer sucks and it makes sense that we re always finding ways to try and duck and dodge it, but you can literally get cancer from just being in the sun yes, even Black people.
This home improvement store is bringing a gigantic witch to their store for Halloween. Imagine walking into a store and being greeted by a towering witch, complete with a pointy hat, a broomstick, and a menacing grin. It's sure to be an unforgettable sight that will both surprise and delight customers.
Your Musty Ass Needs to Retire Natural Deodorant During the Summer Months
You know what would be deeply unlucky? Imagine if you never touched a cigarette, worked out five days a week, had a weird Tom Brady-type diet, and drank all the teas. Then, when you kick the bucket and meet St. Peter at the pearly gates and ask what exactly took you out, he tells you it was because you used Old Spice.
It’s a fear I know plenty of y’all have, of aluminum and various parabens in antiperspirant deodorant giving you cancer or some other life-threatening illness. But you know what would suck worse than that? If St. Peter stops you at the gate like some swole bouncer and lets you know you aren’t getting into Club Paradise tonight—you’re going straight to hell for all of the pain and suffering your musty ass put people through by wearing natural deodorant in the summer months. You plead your case, waving your arms, talking about you were kind and volunteered at the shelter. And all he says is “Sir, I’m going to need you to please keep your arms at your sides and get into that line.” You walk over and stand behind Ben Shapiro.
It’s understood that some of y’all have concerns. In recent years, there's been an influx of “natural” deodorant brands and their loyalists touting the idea that we can mitigate the perceived adverse effects of chemicals seeping into our armpits. It’s a noble pursuit to take your well-being seriously. However, like a lot of fad diets, the notion that natural deodorants are safer is mostly bunk science. They really don’t do much besides have cooler packaging and cost more money, so you get to feel luxurious. And they also make you stink.
Apparently, the link between breast cancer and aluminum in deodorant began as an urban legend sparked by an e-mail chain in the ‘90s. Science says there’s no actual connection between the two, as the amount of aluminum absorbed by the skin is so minute it would not make any notable difference on your health. “To date, there’s absolutely no evidence that breast cancer is caused by exposure to anything in antiperspirants or deodorants, full stop,” said Dr. Harold Burstein, a breast oncologist at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School told the New York Times. Cancer sucks and it makes sense that we’re always finding ways to try and duck and dodge it, but you can literally get cancer from just being in the sun (yes, even Black people). Melanin is just a Kevlar vest and sunscreen is just a military-grade one (wear your sunscreen, my brothers and sisters!).
Links between Alzheimer’s disease and toxins in deodorant are dubious too. Allergic reactions to ingredients in deodorant could be harmful, whether natural or of the Speed Stick variety. The most common ingredient to cause allergic reactions is fragrance, which is in most deodorants across the board. When it’s in natural deodorants, it’s there to mask your funk—and it’s not working.
Well, it kind of does. In the winter months, nobody could be the wiser about what you’re putting under your arms. I’ve tried natural deodorant during the fall and thought this was going to be a whole new world for me. It feels a lot better than the caked-on stuff. It’s almost like you’ve got nothing on your pits at all—and that might as well be the case. Because once the kids get out of school, shorts come out, and the NBA Finals are on TV, that natural deodorant works about as well as manifesting the stink away.
If you feel more comfortable using natural deodorants, love the aura of Goop-type luxury they give you, or aren’t convinced about the science behind what makes deodorant harmful, that’s all good. But in the summer, they just don’t work well. You have to be a good samaritan and wear the drugstore deodorant, or else your underarm funk is going to emanate all of your immediate surroundings. You can’t walk around these streets looking like a Saturday morning cartoon with the green gas coming from under your arms. If you must wear natural deodorant, please use it like the old oyster-eating tradition: only in months that have an r.
Links between Alzheimer’s disease and toxins in deodorant are dubious too. Allergic reactions to ingredients in deodorant could be harmful, whether natural or of the Speed Stick variety. The most common ingredient to cause allergic reactions is fragrance, which is in most deodorants across the board. When it’s in natural deodorants, it’s there to mask your funk—and it’s not working.
But this witch isn't just there for show. The store has plans to incorporate it into their Halloween-themed displays and activities. They envision the witch being placed in a prominent location, surrounded by other spooky decorations and products related to Halloween. This will create a truly immersive and enchanting shopping experience for anyone who visits the store during the Halloween season. Additionally, the store is planning to host events and workshops centered around Halloween and home improvement. Customers will have the opportunity to learn how to create their own spooky decorations, carve pumpkins, and even have the chance to meet and take pictures with the impressive 12-foot witch. The store recognizes that Halloween is a time for fun, creativity, and getting into the spirit of the season. By bringing in a 12-foot witch, they are not only showcasing their commitment to providing customers with a unique shopping experience but also creating a memorable and exciting atmosphere for everyone who steps foot into their store. So mark your calendars for Halloween 2022 and make sure to pay a visit to this home improvement store. Who knows, you might end up taking home more than just tools and materials for your next project. With their 12-foot witch, this store is sure to cast a spell on anyone who enters, making it an unforgettable Halloween experience..
Reviews for "Make Your Yard the Talk of the Town: Get a 12 Foot Witch from Our Home Improvement Store for Halloween!"
- John - 1 star
This was by far the worst Halloween display I have ever seen. The 12 foot witch was not only poorly constructed, but it was also extremely cheesy and not scary at all. It looked more like a bad cartoon character than anything remotely spooky. The store should be embarrassed to have this on display and I would not recommend anyone wasting their time or money going to see it.
- Sarah - 2 stars
I was really looking forward to seeing the 12 foot witch at this home improvement store, but I left thoroughly disappointed. The witch was barely noticeable amongst all the other Halloween decorations in the store. The display lacked creativity and was overcrowded with various other props. The witch itself was also subpar, appearing more comical than frightening. I expected more from a store known for its home improvement expertise and I definitely won't be returning for their Halloween displays in the future.