Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a peculiar witch named Agatha. Unlike the traditional depiction of witches, Agatha did not ride a broomstick. Instead, she rode a vacuum cleaner. It was an old, battered vacuum cleaner that Agatha had enchanted to fly and assist her with her magical tasks. Agatha had always been fascinated by the power of vacuum cleaners. She believed they possessed a hidden potential that remained untapped by the mundane world.
And a witch riding a vacuum cleaner, of course.
Can you imagine that poor old Mr Swimble could see a mysterious vacuum cleaner in the morning, and make cheese sandwiches and yellow elephants magically appear by the afternoon. Can you imagine that poor old Mr Swimble could see a mysterious vacuum cleaner in the morning, and make cheese sandwiches and yellow elephants magically appear by the afternoon.
She believed they possessed a hidden potential that remained untapped by the mundane world. With her intuitive understanding of magic, Agatha discovered how to unlock this potential and harness it to perform her spells and rituals. While riding her enchanted vacuum cleaner, Agatha would zip through the night sky, collecting ingredients for her potions and conducting her witchcraft.
The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner
The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner is the second collection of Pratchett’s short stories, following on from the hugely successful first volume, Dragons at Crumbling Castle, which became a number 1 bestseller. Beautifully illustrated and brought to life by Mark Beech, these stories feature food fights and pirates, wizards and crooks and are sure to delight Pratchett fans worldwide.
Written when he was just seventeen, The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner brings together fourteen of Pratchett’s earliest stories. Each of the stories shows the seeds of ideas which Terry went onto develop in his later writing, making this a fascinating collection for his fans.
Francesca Dow, Managing Director of Penguin Random House Children’s commented: “Dragons at Crumbling Castle engaged a new generation of Terry Pratchett fans, and we are delighted to be building on this success by publishing a second collection of Terry’s fantastically funny stories. Once you’ve read Pratchett, you love Pratchett – and our mission is to inspire even more young readers with his wonderful stories.”
Rob Wilkins, from the Estate of Sir Terry Pratchett, adds: ‘Terry was thrilled by the warm response to Dragons, and it meant a lot to him that children were reading and loving these stories. The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner is just as silly and brilliant, and we can’t wait to share this collection with readers young and old.’
Can you imagine that poor old Mr Swimble could see a mysterious vacuum cleaner in the morning, and make cheese sandwiches and yellow elephants magically appear by the afternoon?
The townspeople would often catch glimpses of her flying atop her peculiar mode of transportation, causing quite a stir in the town. The vacuum cleaner not only served as Agatha's mode of transportation but also as her trusty sidekick. Its powerful suction capability proved invaluable in her magical tasks. Agatha could effortlessly collect rare herbs, gather moonlight for her spells, and even dispel negative energy with the help of her vacuum cleaner. However, Agatha's choice of transportation did not come without its challenges. The vacuum cleaner, being an older model, had a mind of its own. It would occasionally act up, sending Agatha on unexpected detours or getting stuck in mid-air, leaving her clinging onto it for dear life. Yet, despite these challenges, Agatha's determination and resourcefulness always prevailed, and she would find a way to overcome any obstacles. The townspeople had mixed feelings about the witch on a vacuum cleaner. Some were amused by her quirky choice of transportation, while others were unnerved by her presence. However, as they witnessed the good that Agatha was doing for the community with her unique abilities, their fears and prejudices slowly faded away. Agatha, with her witchcraft and her trusty vacuum cleaner, became a symbol of progress and innovation in the town. Her unconventional methods inspired others to think outside the box, to embrace the unknown, and to challenge societal norms. She showed the townspeople that true power lies not in conforming to expectations but in embracing one's own individuality. And so, the witch on a vacuum cleaner became a legendary figure in the town. Agatha's magical prowess, combined with her unorthodox mode of transportation, left a lasting impression on the hearts and minds of the townspeople. She became a symbol of possibility and reminded everyone that true magic is not something that can be confined to broomsticks but can be found in the most unexpected places..
Reviews for "Witches on Wheels: The Benefits of a Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner"
1. Sarah - ★★☆☆☆
I was really excited to read "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" because I love fantasy novels, but I was ultimately disappointed. The storyline was extremely weak and lacked any depth. I didn't connect with any of the characters and found them to be very one-dimensional. Additionally, the writing style was choppy and confusing at times, making it difficult to follow along. Overall, I was hoping for a captivating and engaging read, but unfortunately, "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" didn't deliver.
2. John - ★☆☆☆☆
I couldn't get past the first few chapters of "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner." The premise of a witch using a vacuum cleaner as a means of transportation sounded interesting, but the execution fell flat. The writing was amateurish, filled with cliched dialogue and poorly developed descriptions. The characters were unlikable, and their actions were often unbelievable. I found myself rolling my eyes at the predictable plot twists and lackluster attempts at humor. I regret wasting my time on this book and would not recommend it to anyone.
3. Emily - ★★☆☆☆
I had high hopes for "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" based on the intriguing title, but unfortunately, it turned out to be a disappointment. The world-building was lacking, and I struggled to visualize the magical elements described in the book. The pacing was uneven, with long stretches of tedious exposition followed by rushed action scenes. Moreover, the dialogue felt forced and unnatural, making it difficult to connect with the characters. Overall, "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" had potential, but it fell short of delivering a captivating and compelling story.