Once upon a time in a small village, there lived a wicked old witch named Agatha. She was known for her sinister practices and her ability to cast powerful spells. One day, Agatha came across a mystical, golden egg hidden deep within the forest. Fascinated by its beauty and intrigued by its potential, Agatha decided to dedicate herself to perfecting the egg and unlocking its hidden powers. She believed that if she could harness its magic, she would become the most powerful witch in the land. Agatha spent countless hours studying ancient spellbooks and consulting with other witches in search of clues on how to unlock the egg's full potential.

Witch Perfect: A bewitching drag extravaganza with Tina Burner, Alexis Michelle, and Scarlet Envy

It’s that time of year again when the air gets a little chillier, and pumpkin spice seems to pop up everywhere. But hold on to your broomsticks because Halloween is around the corner, and we’ve got a treat for you. Prepare to be enchanted by a spellbinding live-singing, comedy parody that pays homage to the beloved Disney film Hocus Pocus. Witch Perfect is a hysterical and award-winning spooktacular that has taken audiences by storm, featuring an all-star cast of drag royalty. This bewitching spectacle boasts three Emmy-winning super stars from “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” promising an unforgettable experience that transcends age boundaries and celebrates the magic of drag.

The enchantment begins on September 28 at Troupe429 in Norwalk, CT, and stars three luminaries from the world of drag. Tina Burner, renowned for her fiery performances and unforgettable presence, takes on the role of Winifred, bringing her charisma, uniqueness, never and comedic talents to the stage. Joining her is the lively standout Scarlet Envy, who transforms into the character Sara. Completing this triumphant trio is the fabulous Alexis Michelle, known for elegance and vocal prowess, portraying the character Mary with sheer perfection. All three Queens are RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans: Tina Burner was part of the Season 13 cast, Scarlet Envy was on Season 11 and RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 6, and Alexis Michelle was on Season 9 and most recently featured on All Stars Season 8.

Part of the real magic of Witch Perfect is the musical genius of award-winning composer Blake Allen, who has masterfully arranged and orchestrated the show’s music. Tina Burner notes, “Blake and I have been performing Witch Perfect for a couple of years, and every year, we try to update the show with current pop-culture references. A lot has happened in the world, in music and pop-culture, in the past year, so we want to make sure to keep the audience on their toes. We always have repeat audience members year after year, and so it is always fun to throw new songs and jokes their way. I’m not going to specifically tell you what is different, but we have definitely expanded the show… in multiple ways.”

Audiences should fasten their seatbelts for extraordinary performances featuring timeless hits of pop icons like Madonna, Kylie Minogue, and Cher to the enchanting melodies of Disney classics, the show’s musical selections offer a diverse and thrilling experience. Broadway enthusiasts will also be treated to numbers from iconic productions such as Gypsy and Wicked. And, of course, no Hocus Pocus tribute would be complete without the spine-tingling rendition of the infamous showstopper, “I Put a Spell on You.”

Alexis Michelle | Photo: @theclavel

Alexis Michelle, a stunning throwback vocalist shared a little more of the “herstory” of Witch Perfect, noting, “Tina and Blake conceived and wrote this genius show and mounted it in NYC with drag stars Bootsie Lefaris and Tammy Spenks. Together they created a devoted following for the live singing show and Scarlet and I were honored to join the tour last year all over the US and Canada. It was seriously a career highlight for me and I told Tina I’d do this show every year…that’s how good it is!”

Tina Burner | Photo: GingerB3ardmen

“We definitely have repeat cities that are always so excited to have us perform,” mentions Tina, “we are also going to places we have never been. Troupe 429 in Connecticut is always a great place to launch the tour because Troupe 429 feels like home. It is an intimate venue, so we can work out our kinks, should there be any.” After Norwalk, the trio heads to The Egg in Albany, Revel 32 in Poughkeepsie, New York City’s Sony Hall, Cafe Istanbul in New Orleans, Seacoast Rep Theater in Portsmouth, NH, and then up to Canada before a variety of stops around the United Kingdom. Tina adds, “We always make sure to go to Edmonton because there is such a rich theatre community there. We are so excited to go to every city, but specifically, I have never been to New Orleans, and I have never performed all throughout the UK, so I am excited to see those in the towns I have never seen. Really, we just love meeting the fans and making their lives a little brighter with light, laughter, and love.”

Witch Perfect is more than just a show; it is a magical journey into the world of drag, music, and comedy. With a stellar cast featuring Tina Burner, Alexis Michelle, and Scarlet Envy, along with the musical talents of Blake Allen, this production promises to be an unforgettable experience that combines the best of pop culture, Broadway, and drag artistry. Whether you are a die-hard Hocus Pocus fan (we know you are out there!) or simply looking for a night of entertainment that transcends age barriers, Witch Perfect has all the ingredients for a spellbinding evening of fun and laughter. As Alexis says, “We can’t wait for everyone to see the updated version of the show…I truthfully can’t wait for everyone to see our amazing show!” Double double, toil and trouble, do not miss your chance to be a part of this enchanting spectacle that celebrates the power of music, comedy, and the enduring appeal of drag.

For tour information and tickets, visit: Tina Burner’s Official Website.

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Agatha spent countless hours studying ancient spellbooks and consulting with other witches in search of clues on how to unlock the egg's full potential. She performed complex rituals, mixed potions, and even ventured into dangerous territories to collect rare ingredients. As time went on, Agatha's obsession with the egg consumed her.

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Witch perfect the egg

I'm an egg freak. I eat three every day for breakfast. And sometimes 4 quail eggs with it. In general, the health benefits of eggs outweigh theca bad, and they can even be good for your cholesterol, as long as your trans and saturated fat levels are low for the rest and you don't suffer from genetic cholesterol issues. (1)

So as a product of my egg obsession, I have picked up a few tips to bring you frothy white or creamy yolk success in all your cooking endeavours.

The Perfect Scramble

For restaurant level creamy scrambled eggs, use a small sauce pan instead of sauté pan, extremely low heat, lifting pan off burner now and then to prevent cooking to fast, and constantly whisk eggs inside pan the entire time. This cooking method takes longer, but the result is worth it.

The Perfect Soft Boil

Put eggs in cold water and on stove. Once water starts to boil, wait 3 minutes, the remove from stove, slightly crack egg all around (to let cold water separate membrane from shell for easier peeling) and soak in ice cold water to stop cooking.

The Perfect Semi-Hard Boil

Once Water comes to a hard boil. Cook for 6 Minutes.

Easy Peel Egg

Add salt or baking soda to egg boiling water.

Crack eggs after boiling and before blanching in cold water to lift skin membrane from shell.

Poke a pin through egg shell before boiling to help separate membrane from shell once boiled.

Separating Eggs

Possibly one of the coolest, almost silliest tricks: Crack eggs into bowl and use an empty water bottle to suck up the yellow. the albumen will naturally drip out of the bottle as the delicate yolk will stay inside. It's really fun too.

Good Egg Bad Egg?

Good eggs sink. Bad ones will slightly float or hover (unless they have a crack in it, and then it could just be an air bubble). Need to know for sure? A bad egg's smell is impossible to miss.

Cooked or Uncooked?

Can't tell if that loose egg in your fridge is cooked or not? Spin it. If it spins on its axis, its boiled, if it wobbles like its a drunk egg, its still raw.

Perfect Poach

The secret to poaching eggs is not to touch the egg while its cooking, it's all in the preparation. Always add a little salt and a splash of vinegar to the water and let it come to a faint boil where just tiny bubbles stream up, nothing harder. Swirl the water with a spoon and delicately slip the egg that has been cracked into a separate bowl and into the spinning water and wait. The egg white will encase the yolk naturally. Wait a few minutes until slightly solid and lift out of water. Poached eggs can be pre-cooked and slipped back into hot water to warm up before eating.

She neglected her duties as a witch, causing chaos and confusion amongst the villagers. They grew weary of her wickedness and began to fear her even more. However, Agatha was blind to the consequences of her actions. She was determined to perfect the egg and become the most powerful witch no matter the cost. She continued to pour all her energy into her quest, even when it meant turning her back on her friends and loved ones. Eventually, Agatha's relentless pursuit paid off. She discovered the final key to unlocking the egg's magic and performed a spell that awakened its dormant powers. The egg glowed with an otherworldly light, and Agatha could feel its power coursing through her veins. But as she reveled in her newfound strength and glory, Agatha realized that she had lost something precious along the way. She had sacrificed her relationships and her own humanity in pursuit of power. The villagers no longer saw her as a formidable witch, but as a heartless monster. In the end, Agatha was left with her perfect egg, but she was all alone. The magic she had gained could not fill the void in her heart. She realized that true power lies not in external objects or abilities, but in the love and compassion we share with others. Agatha's story serves as a cautionary tale, reminding us that the pursuit of power and perfection can lead to destruction if not tempered with humility and kindness. It teaches us the importance of balancing our desires with the needs of those around us. And most importantly, it reminds us that true power comes from within, not from external sources..

Reviews for "The Scrambled Secrets of Witch Perfect's Egg Spells"

1. Jessica - ★☆☆☆☆

I was highly disappointed with "Witch Perfect The Egg". The storyline was lackluster and predictable, and the characters were one-dimensional. It felt like the author was trying to jump on the fantasy bandwagon without putting any effort into creating an original and engaging plot. The writing style was also disjointed and confusing, making it difficult to follow along. Overall, I found the book to be a complete letdown and would not recommend it to others.

2. Mark - ★★☆☆☆

While "Witch Perfect The Egg" had a promising concept, it failed to live up to my expectations. The pacing of the story was inconsistent, with some parts dragging on unnecessarily and others being rushed. The dialogue felt forced and unnatural, making it difficult to connect with the characters. Additionally, there were several plot holes and inconsistencies that left me feeling confused and unsatisfied. I was hoping for a captivating read, but unfortunately, this book did not deliver.

3. Sarah - ★★☆☆☆

I found "Witch Perfect The Egg" to be a mediocre fantasy novel. The world-building was underdeveloped, and I never felt fully immersed in the magical world that the author was trying to create. The characters lacked depth and personality, making it hard to care about their fates. The story also lacked originality and felt like a rehash of other better-known fantasy tales. Overall, I was left feeling unimpressed and would not recommend this book to fantasy lovers looking for a captivating read.

4. Michael - ★☆☆☆☆

I couldn't get into "Witch Perfect The Egg" at all. The writing style was dull and uninspiring, and I found myself skimming through pages just to get to the end. The plot was predictable, and I felt no emotional attachment to any of the characters. The lack of originality and creativity made this book a forgettable read for me. I would not recommend wasting your time on this uninspired fantasy novel.

5. Emily - ★☆☆☆☆

I was highly disappointed with "Witch Perfect The Egg". The characters were poorly developed, and their motivations felt contrived. The storyline was confusing and lacked a clear direction, leaving me feeling unsatisfied and disconnected from the plot. The writing itself was also lackluster and failed to engage me as a reader. Overall, I did not enjoy this book and would not recommend it to others.

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