I am not a witch studying in school. Many people have misconceptions about witches and their abilities. However, it is important to clarify that my studies in school are not related to witchcraft or any supernatural practices. Despite the popular culture portrayal of witches, I am a regular student pursuing my education like any other individual. My studies primarily focus on academic subjects such as math, science, literature, and history. I spend hours reading textbooks, attending lectures, and working on assignments and projects.
She also had to navigate different expectations placed upon her. “There are different rules in different places and I have to adapt accordingly. In Zambia there was an obsession about me not being married for a long time, and being childless, it still is.”
But now when I m in Wales, I have more of a Welsh accent, and when I m in Zambia I have more of a Zambian accent I don t even know what my accent is anymore. When Nyoni discovered that Mulubwa had never been to school, she set up a GoFundMe page to raise money to give her mesmerising lead actress an education in Lusaka, the capital of Zambia.
I spend hours reading textbooks, attending lectures, and working on assignments and projects. There is no magic involved in my educational journey. Instead, my success in school relies on hard work, dedication, and a thirst for knowledge.
I Am Not a Witch director on the modern persecution of witches in Zambia and Ghana
It sounds like something out of Arthur Miller’s The Crucible or Shakespeare’s Macbeth but is a story told in the present. A witch camp is a settlement that gives refuge to women accused of being witches. They are most prevalent in Ghana where the government has announced an initiative to close witch camps and teach the population that witches do not in fact exist.
“There is nothing extraordinary about witch camps,” says Nyoni. “They are like normal villages but populated by older women. They have the women working on the land and doing everyday activities.”
It is the philosophy and the sexism behind them that drove the 35-year-old director to make her debut film about these enclaves. “I am just trying to point out the absurdity of something that is misogynistic,” she says. “In my research, I found that the way that these people who held witches talked about women were extraordinary, so the film came from a place of anger.”
The accused: young actress Maggie Mulubwa plays nine-year-old Shula, who is branded a witchThe director has channelled that anger into comedy; a cruel humour that has had audiences wondering whether they should laugh of cry, ever since the film received its world premiere at the Cannes Film Festival. “The best way for me to vent this anger was through a cruel humour, it’s a Zambian sense of humour which tends to be cruel. We have this hang up that we see in Britain of hierarchies where the middle class can’t laugh at the working class.”
I Am Not a Witch tells the story of nine-year-old Shula, who is accused of being a witch. She is faced with a choice of living as a witch in a camp that doubles as a tourist attraction, or trying to escape and being turned into a goat. A detail that was inspired by a French fairytale, La Chèvre de Monsieur Seguin (Mr Seguin’s Goat), which tells the story of goats who want to escape from their farm, even though they know they face near certain death by a wolf should they do so. It’s about how the desire to have a moment of freedom is stronger than the fear of death. It is through Shula’s eyes that we learn about life on a witch camp.
The young actress Maggie Mulubwa, who plays Shula, was discovered after an extensive search. Nyoni looked at approximately 1000 children before making her decision. When Nyoni discovered that Mulubwa had never been to school, she set up a GoFundMe page to raise money to give her mesmerising lead actress an education in Lusaka, the capital of Zambia. The rest of the cast are a mix of family members, non-professional actors and a captivating performance by Zambian TV star Henry BJ Phiri as government official Mr Banda.
Nyoni wanted to tell the story through the eyes of a child because she feels people are more willing to change when they have to accommodate a child. Indeed when we see Nyoni for the first time, it is the first hint that I Am Not A Witch will be a comedy, as she’s wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with #Bootycall across its front. “Africans and their random T-shirts!” laughs Nyoni. “That is giving people permission to laugh as people are kind of scared at laughing at the film.”
For the director the film is about: “How people impose rules, how people follow those rules and how difficult it is to break away from those rules, even if they are kind of unspoken rules or tradition.”
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Needing to adapt to different cultures is something that Nyoni had to learn at an age not too dissimilar to the young protagonist in her feature film debut. Born in Lusaka at the age of eight, she moved to Cardiff where her mother had been studying as a student at university.
Owas Ray Mwape in Nyoni’s short film ‘Mwansa the Great’ in 2011 (Icreatefilms)“I didn’t get a culture shock, as I always say that Lusaka is like Wales,” she says. Though admits: “I found it difficult because people used to make fun of my accent and I had a very strong accent. I didn’t have a lot of friends at the time as I was trying to work out how to behave. But now when I’m in Wales, I have more of a Welsh accent, and when I’m in Zambia I have more of a Zambian accent – I don’t even know what my accent is anymore.”
When she arrived in Cardiff, Nyoni lived in Riverside, where there were lots of other immigrant families. Her mother remarried a white Englishman and she was not able to go back to Zambia until she was 14. In Cardiff, her family stayed in a studio bedsit where she lived with her mum, dad and brother and sister, all in one room. “I only realised when we were older that we were really poor.”
She also had to navigate different expectations placed upon her. “There are different rules in different places and I have to adapt accordingly. In Zambia there was an obsession about me not being married for a long time, and being childless, it still is.”
Home is where the art is: Nyoni was born in Zambia but at the age of eight moved to Cardiff (Getty) (Getty Images)Growing up, Nyoni dreamed of being an actress, studying an MA in screen acting at Central St Martins in London. During the course she realised she would rather be behind the camera. When she graduated, she began making short films, starting with The List in 2009. She went on to make two highly acclaimed short films: the Bafta-nominated Mwansa the Great, in 2011, and the multi-award winning film Listen, in 2014, which starts with a Muslim mother asking to be protected from her abusive husband in a Danish police station.
And her first film has been equally successful. Now, as it is being released in cinemas, she has one wish: “In the end I can’t help what people get from it, or take from it, I just hope that they laugh and that they feel the tragedy.”
‘I Am Not a Witch’ is out on 20 October
Just like any student, I face challenges and strive to overcome them. These challenges may include difficult exams, extensive coursework, and tight deadlines. However, I push myself to persevere and utilize various study techniques and time management skills to excel in my academics. It is disheartening to be associated with witchcraft simply because my interests lie in a different realm. The stereotype of witches being dangerous or evil can be hurtful and misleading. As a student, my goals revolve around the pursuit of knowledge, personal growth, and contributing to society in a positive way. Education is a powerful tool that allows individuals to expand their horizons, develop critical thinking skills, and shape their future. My education is no different from any other student's, despite the preconceived notions that people may have about witches. In conclusion, I want to emphasize that being a student does not make me a witch studying in school. I am just a regular person, dedicating my time and energy to grow intellectually and make a meaningful contribution to society. Witches and their practices are separate from my educational journey. It is important to look beyond stereotypes and treat each person as an individual with their own unique experiences and goals..
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