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Just like Dawnbreaker, Drowned, Merciless, and Batman w/Baby Darkseid, The Murder Machine sports two metal pegs on the base of his foot. These pegs fit snugly within a pair of holes that were drilled into the base’s surface– and I recommend gluing your figure to the base. Why? Because everybody has that friend who thinks they need to pick up something in order to fully appreciate it, and they’ll probably not hold the statue by the base, believing that it’s all one solid piece. Then what happens? The base plummets and clatters against the floor, resulting in an unsightly blemish or worse. Be like Batman and prepare for any disastrous scenario.
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DC Collectibles Dark Nights Metal: The Murder Machine review
Rocking into our world from the pages of DARK NIGHTS: METAL comes a nightmarish fusion of the technological power of Cyborg and the tactical brilliance of Batman. Hailing from the Dark Multiverse, this Dark Knight was born when an all-powerful A.I. program designed by Cyborg began to misinterpret its coding to homicidal ends.Crafted from high-quality polyresin with hints of both Batman and Cyborg in the design, this deluxe statue captures the menace and mayhem expected from a character called “The Murder Machine.”
Based on art by Greg Capullo
Sculpted by Paul Harding
Limited Edition of 5,000
Measures Approximately 6.06″ Tall
$85.00 US • On Sale September 2019 from DC Collectibles
In Dark Nights: Metal, our heroes learn that everything you dread splits off into its own dark universe where the fear you imagined becomes reality. And when Bruce Wayne first pondered the consequences of the furthest lengths he would go if his Rogues Gallery every killed Alfred, The Murder Machine of Earth 44 was born.
In this dark timeline, Bruce enlisted the help of Cyborg to create an Artificial Intelligence based on Alfred Pennyworth. Recreating the nurturing support of his lost father figure was the hero’s last effort to hold onto his humanity before giving in to rage and bloody revenge. The AI was made to be a caring and supportive assistant. However, immediately after its activation, the Alfred AI built countless robot bodies and holograms so as to better serve and safeguard The Batman. This plague of overprotective, robo-butlers eventually arrived at the conclusion that Batman could not be trusted to keep himself safe, and so AI Alfred merged with Bruce’s mind and transformed The Dark Knight into The Murder Machine. It was a pretty neat story, despite the rather on-the-nose name of “Murder Machine.” In fact, it may have been the best of all the Evil Batmen backstories.
I’ll be approaching this review from two different directions. To start, you’ll get a “First Impression,” which is a quick overview with some anecdotes about my own experience showing the statue off in my home. Then there’s the “Scrutinized” section which will go into more detail about the paint, sculpt, assembly, packaging, etc. etc. That portion of the review is for anyone who is on the fence about dropping $85 smackers on this collectible, and needs to know all the particulars.
First Impression
In all honesty, I was the least excited for Murder Machine out of all the Evil Batmen statues. The promo image I saw didn’t even reveal that he had an extra pair of arms you could attach, so what I saw online didn’t seem all that great in comparison to the others. And, really, just look at the grand debut of the Evil Batmen that Greg Capullo illustrated– Evil Cyborg Batman fails to make an impression. His “I’m here” balloon isn’t menacing, but 100% necessary, because otherwise we wouldn’t have seen him! But I was wrong to be underwhelmed by this character. Not only was his one-shot backstory great, but this statue is excellent as well.
What’s the usual reaction it gets in my home? Usually it’s “And that’s Cyborg Batman? That’s cool– Oh, wait! You can change his hands? That’s awesome!”
See, what I saw from the official promo image was the shot of Murder Machine holding up his dukes. It wasn’t all that visually interesting. So, when I want to show this to someone for the first time, I display the statue the exact same way. THEN while the guest is expressing their mild curiosity I bring out the clamps and the laser cannon accessory and I show how quickly and easily they can be swapped onto this Bad Batman’s body. Minds are blown every time.
He’s a fun figure, with eye-popping blue etching and the magnetic arms that attach so effortlessly give you a variety of options for how you’d like to display him. I think he even looks cool displayed all by his lonesome.
Scrutinized
The packaging for Murder Machine is the usual routine. Our latest Evil Batman arrives in a white box with black borders and DC logos at its corners. Each side features a different image of the figure, and DC Collectibles thankfully featured the clamp and laser cannon look on the front of the box. (Showing off the ludicrous weapons is really the way to go, but more on that later!) Inside, you’ll find two-piece Styrofoam molded around the statue. Now here’s where Murder Machine begins to stand out: the statue comes in six parts– the most of any DC Collectibles Dark Nights: Metal statue so far. The arms (4), body, and base, all come in their own little cubbyhole, and they’re wrapped in plastic for extra protection as well.
Just like Dawnbreaker, Drowned, Merciless, and Batman w/Baby Darkseid, The Murder Machine sports two metal pegs on the base of his foot. These pegs fit snugly within a pair of holes that were drilled into the base’s surface– and I recommend gluing your figure to the base. Why? Because everybody has that friend who thinks they need to pick up something in order to fully appreciate it, and they’ll probably not hold the statue by the base, believing that it’s all one solid piece. Then what happens? The base plummets and clatters against the floor, resulting in an unsightly blemish or worse. Be like Batman and prepare for any disastrous scenario.
The base is the same elongated hexagon you’ve seen from the other statues in this line (but unlike Devastator, Murder Machine’s foundation has not been destroyed by a massive foot-stomp). This platform is painted matte black and it is detailed with blood red etching that forms a spooky Bat-Pentagram-esque pattern.
The Murder Machine, even with all his bright blue circuits and interchangeable arms, looks the most like Batman of any of the Evil Batmen, except, arguably, The Batman Who Laughs. In my opinion, all of the other amalgamations take on too many of the characteristics of their Justice League counterparts to be instantly recognizable as a fallen Dark Knight, but Murder Machine’s design is simply a Cape-less Crusader with red eyes, blue skin, and blue techno-inspired accents that are breaking down (or possibly regenerating) his matte black costume. He truly looks like a Batman that has been corrupted by some sort of techno virus, as he should.
I appreciate how the blue circuitry isn’t simply painted onto the black outfit on this statue. No, when you have The Murder Machine in hand and you run your thumb across his back or over his his calf you’ll be surprised at the texturing. Every hint of blue is actually scored into the surface at varying depths. I imagine the statue was blue first and they used a roller to paint black on the raised bits. These blue crevices contrast nicely with the rest of the costume and nearly convinces the eye that the figure is glowing. These details add to the illusion that this being isn’t entirely whole, that he might even be a hologram himself.
And, surprisingly, with the ample demand for a blue and black geometric pattern to take shape on Murder Machine’s body, there’s remarkably little bubbling or bleeding from the paint. In fact, I only spotted two faint traces of paint drip on my figure and those were hidden within the grooves of the laser cannon. I mean, if you look at his hips, there are teeny tiny stripes of black coursing through the sockets, and these fine, precise additions looks neat and tidy. The only aspects of Murder Machine’s otherwise beautiful paint application are that I think the red eyes are too dark to stand out from the cowl, and a nitpick that’s more a matter of personal opinion. I go back and forth on whether or not I’m sold on the minor gray accents that you see on the kneecaps, top of the feet, bordering shoulders, finishing his elbows… There are indeed some subtle grays in Capullo’s panels if you squint hard enough (Murder Machine is essentially a load of floating parts and holographic projections for the bulk of Dark Nights: Metal) but the blue highlights are so prominent that I almost wonder if it was the right choice to add those smokey bands and bolts here and there to break up the color scheme. I suppose it adds to the confusing nature of Murder Machine– you’re never quite sure if what you’re seeing is a hologram or not. Is there any Bruce Wayne left under all of the shifting parts and glowing lights?
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Another important feature of the magic tilt double jet ski trailer is its road stability. The trailer is designed to provide a smooth and stable towing experience, ensuring that the jet skis remain securely in place during transportation. Additionally, most trailers are equipped with suspension systems and high-quality tires to absorb shocks and bumps while on the road, reducing the risk of damage to the watercraft. In terms of convenience, many magic tilt double jet ski trailers come with additional storage options. These may include storage compartments, toolboxes, or racks that allow jet ski owners to store their gear or accessories while in transit. This saves space and ensures that all necessary equipment is readily accessible when needed. Overall, a magic tilt double jet ski trailer is a practical and efficient solution for anyone who needs to transport two jet skis at once. With its durable construction, ease of loading and unloading, road stability, and additional storage options, this type of trailer provides a reliable and convenient way to transport and protect multiple jet skis..
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1. John - 2 stars - I was really disappointed with the Magic tilt double jet ski trailer. The straps were flimsy and did not secure my jet skis properly, causing them to shift and bang against each other during transport. Additionally, the tires felt cheap and I was constantly worried about them blowing out on the highway. Overall, I felt like the quality of the trailer did not match the price I paid, and I would not recommend it to others.
2. Lisa - 1 star - I had high expectations for the Magic tilt double jet ski trailer, but it fell short in every way. The construction felt shoddy and the welding was poorly done. In fact, one of the welds even broke during transport, causing damage to one of my jet skis. The trailer also had a tendency to sway and feel unstable on the road, making me nervous while driving. I was extremely disappointed with the quality and would not purchase this trailer again.
3. Mike - 2 stars - The Magic tilt double jet ski trailer did not meet my expectations. The LED lights were not functioning properly and I had to replace them myself. The trailer also had a lot of rust spots, which was concerning for a product advertised as rust-resistant. Overall, I was unimpressed with the overall quality and performance of this trailer. I would recommend looking into other options before purchasing this one.