Melissa and Joey is an American sitcom that aired from 2010 to 2015. It starred Melissa Joan Hart as Mel Burke, a former wild child who becomes the guardian of her nephew and niece after, their parents are arrested for financial fraud. Joey Lawrence played Joey Longo, a former professional baseball player who becomes Mel's male nanny. The show follows the lives of Mel and Joey as they navigate their new roles as caregivers while also balancing their own personal and professional lives. Mel is a successful politician, while Joey is trying to revive his career as an actor. As they adjust to their new family dynamic, they often find themselves in humorous and sometimes chaotic situations.

Spells Quotes

“If you look up "charming" in the dictionary, you'll see that it not only has references to strong attraction, but to spells and magic. Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?”
― Deb Caletti, The Secret Life of Prince Charming

“Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind/Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind,/Now slip, now slide, now move unseen,/Above, beneath, betwixt, between.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book

“When you are writing laws you are testing words to find their utmost power. Like spells, they have to make things happen in the real world, and like spells, they only work if people believe in them.”
― Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall

“Modern bourgeois society with its relations of production, of exchange, and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer, who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells.”
― Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto

“You pile of stones, you waste, you desolation, I'll stuff you with misery till it comes out of your eyes. I'll change your heart into green grass, and all you love into a sheep. I'll turn you into a bad poet with dreams.”
― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

“With knot of one, the spell's begun.
With knot of two, the spell be true.
With knot of three, the spell is free.
With knot of four, the power is stored.
With knot of five, the spell with thrive.
With knot of six, this spell I fix.”
― Deborah Harkness, Shadow of Night

“Imperio!”
Moody jerked his wand, and the spider rose onto two of its hind legs and went into what was unmistakably a tap dance.
Everyone was laughing — everyone except Moody.
“Think it’s funny, do you?” he growled. “You’d like it, would you, if I did it to you?”
The laughter died away almost instantly.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Magick happens when you step into who you truly are and embrace that which fulfills your soul.”
― Dacha Avelin, Embracing Your Inner Witch: The Maidens Guide to Old World Witchcraft

“Witches do not need to fix problems.
Witches fix the enegery AROUND problems.
Then the problems fix themselves.”
― Dacha Avelin, Embracing Your Inner Witch: The Maidens Guide to Old World Witchcraft

“Magick is an art; using reality and the world as its canvas.”
― Dacha Avelin, Old World Witchcraft: Pathway To Effective Magick

“You are the most powerful tool in your life. Use your energy, your thoughts and your magick wisely!”
― Dacha Avelin, Embracing Your Inner Witch: The Maidens Guide to Old World Witchcraft

“A witch does not need to fix problems. She fixes the energy AROUND problems. Then the problems fix themselves…”
― Dacha Avelin, Embracing Your Inner Witch: The Maidens Guide to Old World Witchcraft

“There is no such thing as White Magick or Black Magick. If you are participating in magick, you are interfering with the natural order of how life would have developed without your hand in it. You are manipulating reality to suit your own personal needs. Regardless of whether you perceive it as "positive" or "white light", you are manipulating life. If you are afraid of this responsibly or are intimidated by this statement, I encourage you to reexamine your belief structure. Witchcraft requires confidence and courage.”
― Dacha Avelin, Old World Witchcraft: Pathway To Effective Magick

“Witches release the chapters of the past, which
invites the novels of the future.”
― Dacha Avelin, Embracing Your Inner Witch: The Maidens Guide to Old World Witchcraft

“An experienced Witch takes magickal action based on inspiration, NOT desperation.”
― Dacha Avelin, Old World Witchcraft: Pathway To Effective Magick

“It is said that love does not last, that it is just a momentary spell cast upon your soul by some higher power, or a small trick of the mind. If this were all true, there would be no story to tell.”
― Natalie Valdes, NIRVANA

“The witch steps into their divinity and sovereignty, and weaves their will and energy with any deity or spirit they call upon during spellcasting.”
― Mat Auryn, Mastering Magick: A Course in Spellcasting for the Psychic Witch

“Every word that we utter out of our mouths has always held such heavy weight within them. So because of this heftiness, of importance, they are equally seen as spells.”
― Robin S. Baker, Esotericism With an Unconventional Soul: Exploring Philosophy, Spirituality, Science, and Mysticism

“Like most children, Nicholas had loved myths and fairy tales, but unlike most children he'd never seen himself in the plucky heroes and heroines who spat jewels from blessed mouths or spun wheat into gold or stumbled across magic beans, magic lamps, magic geese. His place was outside the stories, where someone, he imagined, was writing all the spells that made the magic possible. So he'd based many of his early, experimental books on the tales he enjoyed: an enchantment for a harp that made all who heard it weep; a spell to steal a person's voice and hide it in a seashell.”
― Emma Törzs, Ink Blood Sister Scribe

“Want love portion or spell?believe in yourself, put in your mind that God is the master of it and he doing it unconditional”
― Nozipho N Maphumulo

“O’ Nine of Sacred Woods.
When nine of magic woods combine, they create a spell, divine.
To use to conjure up the best of all the forest’s great defense.
To keep protected and ensure that light and life indeed endures.
From Alder, Rowen, Willow, Birch to Hazel, Holly, Hawthorne’s perch. And then there’s Ash, the forest’s Queen, accompanied by the Oak, it’s King.
They come together in glen and grove, to grow in such a treasure trove.
So, use their force, their strength, and grain, to ensure your powers never wane.”
― Andrew Pacholyk, Pearls of Light: passion, poetry & positive affirmations

“Everything has a frequency, that's why images, smells, sounds, tastes, touch and words are spells.”
― Henry Joseph-Grant

“In this modern world where we are all becoming more and more separate thanks to the incredible growth in information technology, a servitor fills a need for companionship and adventure that many of us are wanting. In a cyber age full of computer generated creations, the servitor companion seems only fitting. It is an old technique, it is a nearly lost human skill, and it is one that will allow you to discover an infinite world of possibilities.”
― John Kreiter, Create A Servitor Companion

“Six. Sex. Star. David. Saturn. Planet. Rings. Eye. Hexagon. Triangles. Eye. On The Sky. Evil. Pushing Buttons. Sins.
Influence. People. Lunatics. Psychopaths. Bad vibes. Frequencies. Praying. For. Easy. Prey.
Summoning: Spirits.

Tempting. Your female. “Like The Snake.”
Sadly, they do “like” the snake and the buttons, too. “Like buttons.”
“Life.” “Like.”
The psychopath (Adam, Sabrina, Martina…) is obsessed with power, controlling other people in order to achieve their goals. They thrive on control, making others jump and "winning," whether it's world domination or obtaining a ride to the coffeeshop, or just a free lunch. Psychopaths see their condition as a blessing, considering it an advantage in this “eye for an eye” and “kill or be killed” and “dog eat dog” world. In their, sadly: Natural Eyes.

They lack remorse or empathy and are incapable of feeling guilt.
We are the ones more civilized.
They remained more natural. Closer to nature.
Only we call them: Evil Eye Cult.

They must be calling themselves: The Saturn, The Satan, The Nature Cult

or Satan’s Eye (Saturn) Cult.

Some of us are in between. Two worlds. Kind of sensing them. Sometimes. Surviving. Too.

They aren’t true hunters or predators. They are worse. “They are sucking. Blood.”

Bloodthirsty people.”
― Tomas Adam Nyapi, BARCELONA MARIJUANA MAFIA

“It wasn't a spell, except un her own head, but if you couldn't make spells work in your own head you couldn't make them work at all.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

56 witch quotes that will leave everyone spellbound

From their mysterious witch names, like Celeste and Esmeralda, to the potions and spells they conjure up in cauldrons, they're positively fascinating.

Which probably explains why so many people dress up in their likeness for Halloween and binge watch witchy movies like "Hocus Pocus," "Harry Potter," and "Practical Magic" all year long.

In honor of all things witch (think black cats, broomsticks and magic), we've gathered a list of witch quotes we're sure are going to leave you . wait for it . spellbound.

This comprehensive collection features classic lines spoken by Winifred Sanderson of "Hocus Pocus" along with funny witch quotes by Harry Potter's Hermione Granger and many other sayings we think will enchant you.

You can’t blame us for leaning into the puns, because there are so many good ones. That’s especially true when it comes anything spooky like Halloween, ghosts and, of course, witches, which we’re dedicating these inspired quotes from movies, TV shows and books to.

Try using one or two as an Instagram caption to accompany your spirited witch costume, or commemorate the full moon with a saying that evokes images of covens gathering to dance beneath the stars.

Charming, spooky and scary, we've got all the witch quotes you'll need to honor the sorcerers — and, we promise, all of them are positively wicked.

As they adjust to their new family dynamic, they often find themselves in humorous and sometimes chaotic situations. Mel and Joey have a love-hate relationship, with Mel often being strict and overprotective, while Joey is laid-back and carefree. Despite their differences, they both share a deep love for their niece and nephew and will do whatever it takes to ensure their happiness and well-being.

Funny witch quotes

"You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before." — Jiji, "Kiki's Delivery Service"

• "Sorrow is such sweet parting." — Mary Sanderson, "Hocus Pocus 2"
• "Dogs guard; cats watch . and judge." — Salem, "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"

• "You two could scare the hair off a cat. No demons dare drop by here." — Piper Halliwell, "Charmed"
• "It's sort of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules." — Hermione Granger, " — "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
• "I usually find a blocking spell to be a lot more effective than yelling, 'Bad dog,' but maybe that's just me." — Rachel Hawkins, "Hex Hall"

• “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” — Winifred Sanderson, “Hocus Pocus”
• "Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why, my little party's just beginning." — The Wicked Witch of the West, "The Wizard of Oz"
• "Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing." — Ursula, "The Little Mermaid"

• "You’re not melting, like, it worked in “The Wizard of Oz”! — Shaggy, "Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost"
• "Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies." — Winifred Sanderson, "Hocus Pocus"

Throughout the series, Mel and Joey's relationship evolves and they develop a strong bond and mutual respect for each other. They rely on each other for support and often turn to one another for advice and guidance. As the show progresses, Mel and Joey's feelings for each other become more than just friendship, and they eventually embark on a romantic relationship. The chemistry between Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence is one of the highlights of the show. Their comedic timing and on-screen chemistry made Mel and Joey a fan-favorite couple. Viewers became invested in their relationship, eagerly watching as they overcame obstacles and grew closer together. Melissa and Joey is a heartwarming sitcom that explores the ups and downs of family life and the unbreakable bond between a guardian and her nanny. The show tackles themes of love, family, and personal growth, all while providing laughter and entertainment. Despite its cancellation in 2015, it remains a beloved show that continues to be enjoyed by fans around the world..

Reviews for "Melossa and Joey Witch: From Novice to Master Spellcasters"

1. Karen - 2 out of 5 stars - I really did not enjoy "Melossa and Joey Witch." The plot was confusing and seemed to jump all over the place. The characters were not well-developed, and I found it difficult to connect with them. Additionally, there were numerous grammatical errors and typos throughout the book, which made it hard to read. Overall, I was disappointed with this book and would not recommend it to others.

2. John - 1 out of 5 stars - "Melossa and Joey Witch" was a complete letdown for me. The story lacked depth and felt extremely predictable. The dialogue between the characters was unrealistic and forced, making it hard to believe in the supposedly magical world they inhabited. Furthermore, the pacing was off, with long stretches of monotonous descriptions that did not add anything to the plot. I had high hopes for this book, but it fell flat on every level.

3. Mary - 2 out of 5 stars - I found "Melossa and Joey Witch" to be quite dull and uninteresting. The writing style was very dry, and the author failed to create a captivating narrative. The magic in the story felt underutilized, and the supposed climax of the plot was lackluster and anticlimactic. Additionally, the characters lacked depth and were difficult to root for. I struggled to stay engaged throughout the book and ultimately felt unsatisfied with the reading experience.

The Art of Spellcasting: Lessons from Melossa and Joey Witch