Lowes Halloween Witch is a popular decoration item that is commonly used during the Halloween season. Lowes, a well-known retail store, offers a wide range of Halloween decorations, and the witch is one of the most sought-after items. The Lowes Halloween Witch is designed to create a spooky and eerie atmosphere in and around your home. It is often made of durable and high-quality materials to ensure longevity and durability. The witch may come with various features such as flashing lights, sound effects, and animated movements, adding an element of surprise and fright. The design of the Lowes Halloween Witch may vary, but it typically represents the classic image of a witch with a pointed hat, broomstick, and a long robe.
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She becomes increasingly aware of a Victorian doll her daughter has taken a liking to that appears to be following her and begins to suspect the doll is possessed by the soul of a vengeful witch. So, with that in mind, I did try to stick to this with regards The Curse of the Witch s Doll 2017 , and not only because I was the one who chose to watch this screener I made the decision.
The design of the Lowes Halloween Witch may vary, but it typically represents the classic image of a witch with a pointed hat, broomstick, and a long robe. Some witches may be shown riding a broomstick or stirring a cauldron, adding to the overall Halloween ambiance. This decoration item can be easily installed both indoors and outdoors, allowing you to create the desired Halloween setting in any area of your choice.
The Curse of the Witch’s Doll (2017)
I try to make it a point never to openly roast films just for the fun of it; whatever I say about a project, I try to ask myself whether I’d be happy to say it in front of the filmmaker themselves, and I try really hard to remember that real people out there might have poured a lot of effort into their movie. So, with that in mind, I did try to stick to this with regards The Curse of the Witch’s Doll (2017), and not only because I was the one who chose to watch this screener – I made the decision. So all told, in this case I would definitely say these things in front of the people responsible for this film, and it turns out to be physically impossible to talk about it without an air of exasperation bordering on a good roast. To do otherwise would be worse than dishonest. Alright, so let’s get on with it.
We begin in England, 1660 – just in time to see a witch being dragged off to her demise, though having a quick word with a carved wooden doll just beforehand. Okay, this is the first place where I have to pause in disbelief. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING? (Spoiler alert: that’s not the same doll used on the cover art.)
Although surviving dolls from that period are few in number, those that we do still have are fairly benign-looking, with ladylike faces and intricate costumes. The doll in this film looks like a cross between a Japanese Oni and something from Charles Band’s bin. Immediately the film looks to be heading in a Charles Band sort of direction, playing for laughs. We’re in trouble if it doesn’t, thought I, because it is entirely impossible to take this wild-eyed bauble at all seriously. No wonder the witch says she will “never forget”. Nor will I.
We then dart forward in time to 1942 – this film is nothing if not a tale for the ages – where Mrs Aveline Gray (Helen Crevel) and her perpetually-annoyed daughter Chloe (Layla Watts) are moving into a new, countryside home to escape World War II bombs. Erm, Chloe? A rare enough name for a child born in the late 1930s, but okay – she might be one of the few. Perhaps more surprising is that a lone mother and daughter could afford to move into what looks like a manor house, or how they happened upon it, but in any case, the landlord (Philip Ridout) shows them around. He must be competent at his job, in any case, as he manages to lease the property to them, despite that 17 th Century doll being sat at the window. Perhaps it’s a forerunner to the Ebay mentality, where people seem able to shift any old tat by saying it’s ‘haunted’. Or, perhaps he simply hasn’t noticed it, which would be strange for a landlord.
Well, Chloe takes a shine to the doll soon enough; it doesn’t stop her from hating their new home and pining for her missing soldier father however, and soon Adeline is getting spooked by the new place. She wants to leave, but Arthur dissuades her, reminding her that yet another move would be disadvantageous for her and Chloe. But then little Chloe goes missing in the woods, and a creepy disembodied voice tells Adeline that “the witch has her”. Adeline pleads with the local authorities to help her find her daughter, but weeks begin to pass and so she starts exploring the house – belatedly looking for some sort of clues as to Chloe’s whereabouts. Letters which she finds hidden in the house begin to show her that all is not as it seems. In fact, is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
A missing child is meant to be a cataclysmic event in a person’s life, but no one in this film seems massively bothered. To be fair, I feel that the cast are making an effort with what they’ve been given, but they come across as self-conscious, and certainly not expressive of any great concern – not the mother, not the detectives who pop in once or twice and do little else, and not the landlord either. You could possibly argue that as ‘things aren’t what they seem’ (yes, the film attempts THAT plot twist) then this is reflected in the performances, but actually I don’t think so – I’m not prepared to do the work here to justify what I’ve watched. Add to this a script rammed with stock phrases like “we’re doing all we can” and a bewildering array of lighting and sound problems, and it’s devilishly hard to suspend your disbelief. Additional attempts to add dramatic interest by changing tack invariably fall flat, because it’s not possible to believe in anything up until the point of the plot shift anyway.
Coming back to this issue with the suspension of disbelief, the plausibility of this film being set in the 1940s is pretty ropey from the first. It’s very difficult to create a viable period setting, and giving the lead actress victory rolls just isn’t enough. I’ve already alluded to the name issue; other characters sport buzzcut hairdos or other anachronisms, and the overall impression here is of someone who’s seen The Others and Shutter Island and thought they’d have a go at blending the two together. Then, there are other issues: the cliché door slamming, the obligatory husky-voiced supernatural forces and then the cavalier laughter of same, the obligatory ‘demon’ make-up which always looks identical, the endless flat-voiced talking, Crevel’s worsening mental state being represented to us by clumsy eye-bags being added in make-up… And then having the nerve to jump forward to yet another point in time, just to rub salt onto the death by a thousand cuts.
As a very young filmmaker is responsible for this film, I can only hope that The Curse of the Witch’s Doll is just the beginning of the road and that one day an older, wiser man will seek to bury it without trace. This simply isn’t good enough by any single measure I can think of, as a film fan who tends towards the forgiving. It’s thin, derivative and predictable throughout, it lacks research, budget or cogent ideas and the only thing it does well is show that making a good horror film isn’t as easy as some would have us believe.
The Curse of the Witch’s Doll is available on VOD from 6th February 2018.
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The Lowes Halloween Witch can be placed on your porch, in your garden, or even hung from a tree, creating a spooky and inviting environment for trick-or-treaters and visitors. In addition to being used for personal Halloween decoration, the Lowes Halloween Witch can also be a great addition to Halloween parties or events. Its striking appearance can serve as a centerpiece or focal point, enhancing the overall theme of the occasion. Overall, the Lowes Halloween Witch is a popular choice for Halloween decoration enthusiasts. Its versatility, durability, and iconic representation make it a sought-after item that can help you create a spooky and chilling atmosphere during the Halloween season..
Reviews for "Spook Up Your Car with Lowes Halloween Witch Car Decals and Accessories"
1. Sarah - 1 star
I was extremely disappointed with the Lowes Halloween Witch. The product was poorly made and felt cheap. The materials used were flimsy and it didn't hold up well outside. The witch's hat kept falling off, and the broom she was holding broke within a day. The motion sensors that were supposed to activate the witch's movements also didn't work properly. Overall, this Halloween decoration was a waste of money and I would not recommend it to anyone.
2. Michael - 2 stars
I had high hopes for the Lowes Halloween Witch, but it left me unimpressed. While the design and concept were decent, the execution fell short. The witch's movements were too jerky and unnatural, making it more comical than scary. The sound effects were also disappointing, with low-quality recordings that didn't add to the overall experience. This product might be suitable for younger children, but for an adult looking for a spooky decoration, it missed the mark.
3. Emma - 2 stars
I purchased the Lowes Halloween Witch thinking it would be a great addition to my Halloween display, but it ended up being quite disappointing. The witch's face and hands looked poorly painted, and the clothing lacked any detailed features. Additionally, the instructions provided were vague and poorly translated, making it difficult to set up the witch properly. The motor that operated the movements was also quite loud, which took away from the overall ambiance. I wouldn't recommend this product to anyone looking for a high-quality Halloween decoration.