Once upon a time, there was a witch named Sophie who lived in a small cottage deep in the woods. Sophie was known for her magical powers, which she used to help and sometimes prank the villagers. However, her broomstick, which she had used for flying around, suddenly broke one day. Sophie was devastated, as she couldn't imagine her days without flying. Desperate for a solution, Sophie decided to visit her wise old friend, Merlin, who lived in a neighboring village. Merlin was known for his vast knowledge of spells and enchantments.
Merlin was known for his vast knowledge of spells and enchantments. Sophie explained her predicament to him, hoping he would have a solution. Merlin listened attentively and had a thoughtful expression on his face.
Pagan Flame
Country of origin: Canada Location: Calixa-Lavallée, Quebec Status: Split-up Formed in: 2005 Genre: Pagan/Black Metal Themes: Paganism, Nature, Ancestors Cult, War Last label: Wolftyr Productions Years active: 2005-2016
Compilation appearance(s):
- "Remparts d'Acier" on Heathen Circle Compilation Vol. 3: Heathen Renaissance (Wolftyr Productions / Oldenblood Productions, 2014)
- Complete lineup
- Last known lineup
- Past members
| Last known | |
| Vetr | Drums (2005-2016) |
| See also: Hatred Rites | |
| Sverrath | Guitars (2005-2016) |
| Blodørn | Keyboards (2005-2016) |
| See also: ex-Valknacht | |
| White MacLean | Vocals (2005-2016) |
| See also: Hatred Rites | |
| Varvolf | Guitars (2009-2016) |
| See also: Hatred Rites | |
| Midh Ulfhvatr | Bass (2010-2016) |
| Past | |
| Riot | Bass (2005-2010) |
| Askr | Guitars (2005-2009) |
| Vetr | Drums (2005-2016) |
| See also: Hatred Rites | |
| Sverrath | Guitars (2005-2016) |
| Blodørn | Keyboards (2005-2016) |
| See also: ex-Valknacht | |
| White MacLean | Vocals (2005-2016) |
| See also: Hatred Rites | |
| Varvolf | Guitars (2009-2016) |
| See also: Hatred Rites | |
| Midh Ulfhvatr | Bass (2010-2016) |
| Riot | Bass (2005-2010) |
| Askr | Guitars (2005-2009) |
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| Added on: 2008-07-10 06:00:37 | Last modified on: 2023-09-23 15:37:28 |
Country of origin: Canada Location: Calixa-Lavallée, Quebec Status: Split-up Formed in: 2005 Genre: Pagan/Black Metal Themes: Paganism, Nature, Ancestors Cult, War Last label: Wolftyr Productions Years active: 2005-2016
After a few minutes of silence, he finally spoke up, "I have just the solution for you, Sophie. Instead of a broomstick, why don't you try riding a vacuum cleaner?" Sophie was surprised by the suggestion, but as she thought about it, she realized it might just work. She thanked Merlin profusely and headed back to her cottage excitedly. The next day, Sophie went to the local village store and purchased a brand new vacuum cleaner. She brought it back to her cottage and started experimenting with different spells to enchant it. After several failed attempts, she finally found the perfect spell that would allow the vacuum cleaner to fly. Sophie hopped onto the vacuum cleaner and recited the spell loudly. In an instant, the vacuum cleaner started levitating off the ground. Sophie couldn't contain her excitement as she zoomed around the room, flying higher and higher. Word of Sophie's newfound mode of transportation quickly spread throughout the village. The villagers were amazed and amused to see a witch riding a vacuum cleaner in the sky. It became a popular sight, with many villagers eagerly waiting to catch a glimpse of Sophie flying by. Sophie embraced her new mode of transportation and used it to complete her witchly duties. She would fly to neighboring villages to help villagers with their magical troubles and even used the vacuum cleaner to clean up after her pranks. Over time, the witch on a vacuum cleaner became a beloved symbol of Sophie's kindness and eccentricity. People started inviting her to festivals and events, eagerly asking for a ride on her flying vacuum cleaner. Sophie's life had changed completely, all thanks to her wise friend and the enchantment he suggested. Riding a vacuum cleaner had not only solved her flying dilemma but also brought her closer to the villagers and made her a part of their lives. And so, the witch on a vacuum cleaner became a legend in the small village, and even after many years, people still tell stories of Sophie's flying adventures on her trusty vacuum cleaner..
Reviews for "The Witch's Guide to Vacuuming: Spells, Enchantments, and Sparkling Floors"
1. Sarah - 2/5 - This book didn't live up to my expectations at all. The title was intriguing and the concept of a witch on a vacuum cleaner sounded interesting, but the story itself fell flat. The writing was mediocre, with a lack of depth and character development. The plot felt forced and rushed, and I couldn't connect with the protagonist. Overall, I was disappointed with "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" and wouldn't recommend it.
2. Mark - 1/5 - I found "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" to be incredibly boring and unoriginal. The idea of a witch riding a vacuum cleaner seemed fun, but the execution was poor. The story lacked creativity and substance, with predictable and cliché plot twists. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked any depth. I struggled to get through this book and I regretted wasting my time on it.
3. Jessica - 2/5 - The premise of "Witch on a Vacuum Cleaner" had so much potential, but unfortunately, it failed to deliver. The writing style was inconsistent and the pacing was off. I found it difficult to connect with the characters and their motivations weren't well explored. The world-building was weak and left me feeling confused. Overall, it felt like a missed opportunity and I was left disappointed by this book.